Great Hockey Tonight!
Tonight was a hockey game.
The Blackhawks, while mustering another point in the standings (Though it’s a good thing, for some reason I’m really getting tired of OT and Shoot Out losses and STILL getting a point! Either 2 points or NO points), blew a two goal lead in Detroit tonight.
Perhaps even better was the drunk group of fans in the row in front of us. The elder statesman of the group shared the story of his youth: “I gave up hockey for alcohol and drugs”
Soon he began singing, “Too too, shy shy, hush hush, eye 2 eye.” His buddy, on the other hand, eyes glassy from what was probably herb smoked between periods, yelled, “That’s bulls**t!” and quickly leaned over to the row in front of him: